Alex Rodriguez Doesn't Suck Because He Stopped Using PEDs; He Sucks Because He's Old [Alex Rodriguez]

Alex Rodriguez will be sitting on the bench tonight when the Yankees take on the Orioles in Game 5 of the ALDS. This is because A-Rod is mired in the kind of slump that 37-year-old sluggers tend to get mired in, but there are some who want to extrapolate more meaning out of his predictable decline. One of those people is Jeremy Schaap: More »